most entries are private, some are not. open your mouth and maybe i'll let you in today then kick you out tomorrow.

bare with me as i find my blog voice, actually, just get to know me as i get to know myself, but don't think you know me. ya dig?!

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I am about to walk out the door to go and see Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince.

How frigging awesome is that?!

For two days I've been running around trying to understand my math homework. I've seen tutors, asked random people for help, read and re-read the chapter explanation , and reviewed class notes, all to no avail. Today I got smrt smArt and browsed youtube, and not only did i find a great explanation but Patrick, the guy behind the camera, is kind of sexy .

If you ever have a math question maybe his videos on youtube can help you too. His website Just Math Tutoring is a lot more organized.

I have a new job, although it's only part-time they still offered benefits, and I gladly accepted. I've been running around for weeks trying to acquire some type of medical insurance. Fortunately I'm in relatively good health so I didn't need it I just wanted coverage for check-ups and whatnot. Being out of work and without a need left me feeling like I shouldn't put money into said health care so I went to good ol' Grady Hospital to apply for a Grady Card.

Grady Hospital has several highlights such as being the only level I trauma center in the region and it's ranking in the top three outpatient clinics for HIV/AIDS patients in the country. Grady's true appeal lies in its mission to provide free health care to those who cannot afford it. This is a beautiful thing, but Grady sits in the middle of Downtown Atlanta, where vagrants dwell, the mentally challenged/insane/unstable spends their days, the unemployed bound from building to building dropping off resumes, wee ones skipping class avoid truancy officers, Georgia State students hurriedly make their way to class, hustlers sit on the corners, and business people bury themselves into a phone conversation as they recklessly make their way. Some of these people and many others make their way to Grady daily making the visit just that much more interesting.

My first visit to apply led to a list of items needed to do so. My second visit I brought what I thought was the proper paper work only to be told to try again. My third visit I brought along the required information plus other paper work just in case there were questions only to be told once again I was a no-go because my acceptance letter to school is dated more than 6 months ago. All the red tape was starting to bleed over into my calm blue so I tried asking the lady what exactly do I need stipulations and all only to be told to visit the web site; which provides the same information I had on the paper from the first visit.

I tried asking how do people get seen who cannot provide proof but was asked to move along as to not hold up the ever growing line. Needless to say I never got a card, because I just said fuck it. Two weeks of running around collecting various pieces of paper only to be told to find more was driving me to the point of irritability. But with the new job my health care search is (hopefully) over.

i should stop rolling up om my desk. There is a lot of weed in my keyboard. I'm sure i can roll a full cigarillo once i clean this mofo out.

By Rob Stein
Washington Post Staff Writer
Saturday, January 24, 2009; Page A06

A California biotechnology company plans to launch the first government-approved clinical trial testing human embryonic stem cells on people by next summer after receiving federal approval yesterday. Other researchers had previously begun human testing of embryonic cells derived from adults and fetuses, but the new study will mark the first authorized use of those derived from embryos, which have been highly controversial because the embryos are destroyed in the process.( GIMMIE MOAR! )


This makes me very happy because I believe that stem cells capabilities should be tested. I understand why people are opposed but allowing this research could create a better life for the world (The World Craig!). I wonder if in 100 years people will start to regenerate themselves because they are the 59th off spring of people who have been healed. We'll be a mutant lizard people; some will, others won't, so we'll find reasons to battle and thus a new war is born. Damn you stem cell research!!!!!!

Last night Cronie and I were going mad with sleep deprivation and these captions were just a part of the madness.

today the mail man dropped off a little enveloped that contained all the important documents that were in my wallet when blue muthafucker was stolen. The note simply said "Saw this near Turner Field. Thought you may want it back, I know I would."

This, ladies and others is why we maintain the faith.

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now i know i'm feeling better because my libido has returned!! i called the journalist (whom i still haven't fucked because the damn lab botched my test and she ain't going for trust me i'm safe, see my results from a few months ago?) because if we ain't fucking we can do some touching.

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i just whacked off and it is what the doctor ordered. i'm chatting on IM and just sent this to some one

JD: sorry i left i had to go to class
me: i want to fuck you in a classroom
me: actually, i just want to fuck you
JD: u cant do that hehe
me: dnt matter where
JD: lol o ok
JD: when and where my dear
me: here, there, in a chair, i'll fuck you any where. in a classroom, or car where ever we are, i'll fuck you any where. from the back or front even the sides i know a few positions and i know you love to ride, i'll fuck you any where

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you ever think about something so intensely that you go through a sensory memory? well i can taste pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy.

That is now officially the car's name. BM was found, it's locked up, bail is set at $220. I expect nothing, far as I'm concerned it could be on 3 wheels without an engine.

I made it to work yesterday but i was a half hour late. I told them my car was stolen, i simply omitted the part about it being gone last week. At the end of the night the event manager pulled out a bottle of patron poured everyone a shot, making mine a double because he said i needed it. Since I've stopped drinking liquor that shot made me feel instantly drunk, or it could of been the double along with the 3 beers i drank to chase it down. Leaving a place paid and drunk is a super huge bonus and i didn't hurl.

I fixed the tire on Purple Rain and rode her over to the school house to place my vote for Jim Martin. Fuck Martin, I don't like him but President O called my house and sent a holiday card asking if I would cast a ballot for JM so like a faithful supporter I did.

I'm feeling better today than i have in two weeks. I feel lifted but not the same elevation I feel when high. This is an all natural high brought on by juices and berries or maybe I'm still a little drunk from last night.

sometimes when you shit, life feels better.

i've been lost in the woods the past few weeks, i'm so depressed. I started taking St. John's Wort and working out regularly to boost my mood. I look at the Obama picture hanging on my wall and say yes we can. That man is a true inspiration and the way he snatch up the nomination words cannot describe the pride I felt. What truly gets me hype about his election is how he did it, he's self-made, he owes no lobbyist so on Jan. 20 when he takes office, all you mofos duck down because he owes no one.

this blog is feeling more like blah.

until next time...

now for a lil new flavor in America's ear

I've been up since 0530 driving my homeboys to the polls who were screaming I don't have a ride. I've been driving around asking people at the bus stop if they are going to the polls, if so hop on in. This election frenzy is not too hot, not too cold, but just right. It is so inspirational to see the dedication of the masses as some wake up early to vote, others hand out coffee to those in line, and some just shout words of encouragement. What I love most is the vibe at the lines, people are friendly and the excitement is thicker than Buffy the Body.

I need breakfast and a nap before I get back out there.

I hope all who read this have voted or will vote because this is your opportunity to change the path of this country. Do it for you, for those who cannot vote, those who couldn't vote, and for your future, our future, remember YOU HAVE THE POWER!

hello all,

As we approach the greatest period of the year, Oct 24-Nov 22, please take time to pay homage to the Scorpios in your life. Say all the negative things you wish about we Scorps but few of you will tell tales of bad sex. Jeeze, I'm horny, so before this takes a "typical" Scorpio like turn towards a sexual gushing I'll allow Astrology dot com to finish this blog for me.



Magnetic, elusive, sexy and determined. That’s you Scorpio! You were born under the eighth sign of the zodiac which is referred to by astrologers as a fixed water (ice) sign. In a lot of ways ice sums up your emotional character. But why is this, when you have fiery and warlike Mars ruling you?

Your star sign is probably one of the most misunderstood signs of the zodiac. It has had a pretty bad rap over the years, but that’s just because what people don’t understand, they tend to fear. That cool aloofness is just the surface of your complex nature, and is by no means bad. Below the surface of your cool exterior is a scorching and passionate fire. You know it and others sense it too.

You’re an emotional being, and you take it to the limits. In fact you need overkill to feel really alive. You also want approval, though you don’t often verbalise that. You give 100 percent of yourself to those you love, and expect the same, if not more, in return. There are definitely no half measures in your attitude to love.

You are demanding of yourself and others, but when you give your heart to someone you’re very loyal. You are committed to anything you do, including relationships — you absolutely adore the idea of love. It’s a challenge that excites you.

You turn heads whenever you walk into a room — you are the strong, silent type, and you have a magnetic aura. You have something that’s hard to put your finger on but makes it nearly impossible for people to ignore you. You know full well that you can manipulate people, and you love it! This magnetic power is really your greatest strength.

It’s well known astrologically that the eyes of a Scorpio can hypnotise. Whether you know it or not, this is your most powerful physical trait. Often people will often say that you have amazing eyes. So even though you don’t always articulate your feelings, your eyes do plenty of communicating for you — they can express the full range of your emotional states.

Determination is another of your key characteristics. People can see you as insensitive to others’ needs, even obsessive, because you push forward so single-mindedly. There are no half-measures in your life — in friendship, love, family life or work. You want to be the best, and you won’t let anything stand in the way.
But on the plus side, you like to share your successes with the people you take under your wing, whether they’re family or friends.

You’re not afraid of obstacles or challenges, whether they are something unavoidable or foes or competitors. In fact, you thrive on them — you love trying to prove that no one can stop you.If someone tries to corner you or put you in a difficult situation, they’d better be prepared to give it their best shot, because you won’t give in until you win, and your enemy is totally crushed in body, mind and spirit.

If that ruthless streak in your character can’t be satisfied straight away, you’ll wait, patiently, until the proper time to seek revenge. Time is of no consequence to you when it comes to wreaking vengeance. sad but true

Whether you’re fulfilling your sensual appetites or your more noble aspirations, pleasure will always be a focus for you. You want it all. You are not afraid of the dark side, even though you seek the light. This is why Scorpio has three totems — the scorpion, the lizard and the phoenix.

The scorpion is the most vengeful and dangerous part of your nature. If you’re operating on that level, you’ll be constantly seeking to hurt others with your power. This is, of course, something to avoid.

The lizard represents the class of scorpions who hide from life and never quite achieve the full measure of their power. They sometimes seek self-destructive outlets such as drugs or even criminal activities to satisfy their obsessive nature.

If you aspire to the best that Scorpio has to offer, you’ll be the phoenix, which rises out of the ashes. This transformative totem indicates that you have to burn your lower nature to allow the most splendid parts of your nature to live and grow. Fortunately, most Scorpios lean towards the phoenix.

In appearance you will be well proportioned, strong in body, muscular, and with a broad face and a commanding look. Your eyes, as already mentioned, are your strong point.

You are a tireless worker and generally achieve great success after the middle part of life.

The life of a Scorpio is challenging, but there will never be a dull moment.

Special shout out to scorpio_msn and of those fortunate enough to be born during this glorious period. all hail the Scorpio!

i want a Fuck Me I'm a Scorpio shirt made.

this shit cracks me up



Oh the humiliation! Not only did her legs do some funky chicken wing fold but she tilted over, slowly, while trying to hang on. bawhahaha!

it gets funnier every time

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I called the number to buy a phone card that hides your number and displays any number you designate as the incoming call. I dailed up DeramaTel right away because I'm a minor terrorist and I was going to call random people from 000-0000 and pretend to be God. I was down to spend my $24.99 (7% sales tax for GA) until i learned it doesn't switch your voice, and i need it when i call from 555-1234.

Hazaa! I got a B on the math test! I was so damn excited it was hard to pay attention to the review because those damn ants were back in my pants. Now I sit here in the library feeling a sense of validation that must be conveyed through bouncing and randomly blurting out remixed phrases to the songs playing on my MP3.

This weekend I decided to suspend the usual weekend activities to study for the first math test of the semester.

I feel pretty good about my chances of pulling off a B because I was regurgitating information like a bulimic. I hope this isn't a false sense of well doing.